Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL
I’m gonna cry.
someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing
My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”
IM SO SORRY IM DEAD
Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.
bruh its been a week and im still crying rip in peace
more screaming than sighing because noya is the most inappropriate little shit and i love it
and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that